Posted : 5 days ago

binarysunrise:

Always been my favorite line

(Source: disney-ohanameansfamily)

Posted : 5 days ago
birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

Posted : 5 days ago

riskpig:

shehateme:

theseraphimwolf:

Serendipity saying it how it is

(Dogma, 1999)

Always reblog Dogma.

The Kevin Smith formula: Drop some motherfucking science before introducing a literal poop demon

Posted : 6 days ago

paintingthelily:

stardogchampion:

toferjv:

blvckcoffee:

wyeasttokaala:

earthandanimals:

This Story Of A Dog’s Last Day On Earth Is Beautiful And Utterly Heartbreaking

Click the link for the full story and more photos.

Not gonna lie this broke my heart a little.

I read this, and i could not even handle it.

Posted : 6 days ago

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

Posted : 1 week ago

pax-arabica:

I think the story that kills me the most, is the story of the neighbors who all gathered themselves on the roof, in a hope that when the Israeli pilots see them all as a large group of unarmed civilians, they won’t bomb them.

They assumed that the Israeli pilot would have a shred of humanity. They overestimated his conscience, and underestimated his depravity.

Peaceful methods work only if your enemy has a conscience.

And you still ask us why we fight?

Posted : 1 week ago
600,428 plays

ask-gallows-callibrator:

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

Girls went hardcore

(Source: videohall)

Posted : 1 week ago

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

Posted : 1 week ago

http://forthewaffles.tumblr.com/post/91368943586/crabbyjammies-gymnosofi-mypatientvessel

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn…

Posted : 1 week ago
basedgosh:

a national hero

basedgosh:

a national hero

(Source: goodassdog)

Posted : 1 week ago
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edgaewgeg:

THE SMOOTHIE ADDICTION myunderwaterlibrary

(Source: vodkapirate)

Posted : 1 week ago

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

Posted : 1 week ago
omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

Posted : 1 week ago

strawberrytartare:

im—jahova:

unmutekurloz:

unamusedsloth:

Poor fellas…

THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET.

They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up